my work switched the music we listen to to the cds from awhile ago and there’s 3 vaccines songs on it and all i think about at work now is how much i want to fuck justin and it’s very distracting


bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

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why are plus size models not plus sized?

snoop dogg - sensual seduction
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this song > the beatles

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*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

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69loko said: maybe you can ask moses and jesus

doesn’t it get tiring coming for me once a day?

honestly my life is so stressful atm someone take over for me 

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i want a lewey vatton wallet

You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!

whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u

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me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…

me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been

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i cant even begin to imagine having sexual intercourse with Jerry Seinfeld and yet im sure multiple people have done it

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gotta go fast

gotta go fast

how does a person make drinking milk creepy?

how does a person make drinking milk creepy?


I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

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