my work switched the music we listen to to the cds from awhile ago and there’s 3 vaccines songs on it and all i think about at work now is how much i want to fuck justin and it’s very distracting
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*
me: oh….. let me get that right quick
*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*
69loko said: maybe you can ask moses and jesus
doesn’t it get tiring coming for me once a day?
i want a lewey vatton wallet
You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!
whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u
me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…
me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been
i cant even begin to imagine having sexual intercourse with Jerry Seinfeld and yet im sure multiple people have done it