when will it become legal to kill children?

primordialsandstonedevice:

i cant even begin to imagine having sexual intercourse with Jerry Seinfeld and yet im sure multiple people have done it

(via neutrulmalikhotel)

gotta go fast

gotta go fast

how does a person make drinking milk creepy?

how does a person make drinking milk creepy?

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

(via ultimatepisshead)

propergoodlike said: Come to marston’s bday party

where and when???

i have the next two days off can u hear the angels singing

the 60’s surf rock playlist is the best one on songza imo

69loko:

i bought new makeup today and the librarian told me i have beautiful hair :)

69loko:

i bought new makeup today and the librarian told me i have beautiful hair :)

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17yr:

my only 2 looks are midwestern dad & the neighborhood witch

my mum: hello. tidy you room
me: :: those who criticise our generation. Forget who raised it.
OH NY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

OH NY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD